Excerpts from conversation with this nerdy, foolhardy but still very kool friend of mine ( 10 minutes back!) –
He called me from the bus stop, as he just missed his bus. Three minutes before the expected arrival of the next bus, guess what I get –
Stuckonthefilter: “Ok I gotta hang-up now. I have to get ready for the bus.”
Me: “ Uhh,..what!!!!”
Stuckonthefilter: “ Ya, you know, get my change out, properly…documents…( I didn’t hear the rest!”)
Me: “ Uhh,..what!!!!” Me laughing loudly
Stuckonthefilter: Well you know……………. WHAT?? ( I still didn’t hear”)
Me: “ You need to GET READY for the bus!!! Me falls on floor laughing!!!!!
Earlier in the same convo.
Stuckonthefilter: ………. I went jogging with Roopa yesterday.
Me: Now who’s Roopa? (He always has a new girl to talk about, so I lose track), sounds like an item-girl kinda name
Stuckonthefilter: It’s a nice name. I like short names, easier to pronounce….(and he goes on to elucidate)
Me: She sounds a bit weird.
Stuckonthefilter: She is not weird
Stuckonthefilter: She’s Australian
Me: Falls off chair and rolls on the floor laughing….
Stuckonthefilter: What????????
Me: She’s not weird, she’s Australian!!!!!
Continuing my convo with Stuckonthefilter and we are talking about best friends, here’s the cream of the cream.
Stuckonthefilter’s funda on why best friends would have an awkward fight. I dared asked him to enlighten me with his theory!
Stuckonthefilter: “Well if 2 people are best friends and they r of the opposite sex, then an awkward fight between them is usually b’coz one of them is Gay!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!” ( If u didn’t get it - So they both like the same guy/girl which makes it awkward…)
And the first prize for an over-imaginative mind goes to...
Well, he speaketh from some teenage experience; dun ask me..I shall NEITHER ASK nor TELL...
You are a crazy dude Stuckonthefilter. Am glad you called today, I really needed this crazy laughing!
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